Random High School Regrets

I regret…

Not talking to the “rednecks”

Thinking they were “rednecks”

Missing typing class in 10th grade on the day they taught numbers

Lying to a man in an Arby’s late one night and giving him bogus directions just “for fun”

Laughing when a friend wrote “all fat women are bitches” on the bulletin board when my very large math teacher left the room

Not protesting when my tiger mascot suit was made out of fake leopard fur. I didn’t want to inconvenience the seamstress. But we were the tigers!

Not eating at The Varsity every day

Never going to Ebenezer Baptist for church

Self-absorption

~ by holyvernacular on August 4, 2008.