Yo! God and Toby Keith Collaborate

Yo… yo… and yo tu. A woman in my Spanish class cracked me up this week. We’re working on preterite conjugations, and we’re beginners. She said that she’d “decided to just stick with the first person singular because most people only talk about themselves anyway.”

For sure that’s our default mode. And that’s how I pray. Me, me, me. I. Yo. Requests. Petitions. Needs. Demands. Telling God what I’m thinking, who I am, what He needs to do. UGH!

And sometimes I imagine God wanting to answer me with a rousing singing of the country hit, “I Wanna Talk about Me.” Picture him with a deep, deep voice like Toby Keith:

We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you’ve been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you’ve been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we’re gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about meeeeee (me,me,me,me-background singers)
I wanna talk about me (me,me-background singers)

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, bout your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me- background singers)
I wanna talk about meeeeeeee (me,me- background singers)
(I wanna talk about me- background singers)mmmm me me me me
(I wanna talk about me- background singers)mmmm me me me me
You you you you you you you you you you you you you

I can’t blame Him.

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~ by Cary on August 2, 2008.

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